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Islamic Massage

A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.
Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.
by B-dizzle and J Bird January 21, 2010
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Frontal Massage

A type of massage which involves kneading or rubbing the pectoral muscles and the abdomen area. Falls under the reflexology categorey and can be done to improve respiration and relaxation.
She gave him a frontal massage as they cuddled together on the couch.
by 1234567654321 November 16, 2007
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sausage massage

Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?
by Mr. McSparklepants June 11, 2017
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Silky Massage

I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,
by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008
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taint massage

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.
Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!
by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018
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Gateway Massage

Massage that leads to sex
Ted gave Jan a gateway massage because he hoped it would help him get laid.
by Barry Spanier January 26, 2020
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Dick Massage

Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!
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