Mario 

A video game character, when searched up on this hellish platform, will always come up with “a person that will always make you laugh.” Yeah, I don’t know what’s up with that either. But yeah, here’s a real definition.

“Hey, have you ever heard of MARIO?” “Yeah, what the fuck Timmy?”

Mario by ICan’tFindAnyOtherUsernameSoYa May 4, 2020

mario 

just a charac ter made by nintendo and he got a 35th aniversery thats all

mario is made by nintendo

mario by Crysto520 September 6, 2020

Mario 

A pathetic attempt at human life,
is sometimes found having sex with chickens and burritos and other mexican steriotypes.
The old bible preaches: Mario is the sole reason for fags and little boy touchers on the earth. If Mario took more dicks in the ass, surgeons would have to come up with a new procedure to remove the week old baby semen found in his rectum.
Some people have often confused Mario with; Satan, Hitler, Rosie O'Donnel, and the fat guy from "My Name Is Earl".
In all senses of the words he is a Jew bitch cock sucking cunt wrangler.
Also he is sometimes seen giving rimjobs and dirty sanchez's to 30 year old frocen decapitaded arabian donkey dick

Evan: "Hey Man did you see Mario giving a rimjob to that 30 year old decapitaded arabian donkey dick"?

Joe: "Hells yeah dawg that shit was tight."

Mario by gatewaymenu13 October 16, 2008

mario 

Someone weird ass Hero of Hyrule or something or other that no one has ever heard about.

*Reading magazine article on video games*
Who is this, Mario, you speak of?

mario by Gnile18 December 10, 2010

Mario 

1)A Mexican dishwasher guy working in the back of a restaurant who's constantly getting wet thinking of other guys in the vicinity.
2)A woman born with two small balls in the pubic area.
3)A man who inherited 23 homosexual chromosomes from a gay sperm cell.

Scientists are investigating how a gay sperm cell ended up fertilizing a female egg. This phenomenom is called the Mario, since most gay sperm cells only survive inside a male's ass.

Mario by James502949 October 20, 2008

Mario 

A Papi Chulo! Sweet Kind, everything a papi-chulo is.
Also atleast 6 inches. Mostly attached to the last name Garcia. At times can become somewhat related or in the same sentance as "I had a flower girl ____" or "Will last night___"
Works as a man whore in the future. Has numerous kids do the consequences of lacking patience.

Look at that Mario! He's such a Papi-chulo!

Mario by PRINCESS LALI August 4, 2007

Mario 

A fat little Italian plumber found in many Super Mario games. Playing as him, you will have to jump onto the heads of your foes to defeat them, kill Bowser, save Pricness Peach (no you can't eat her), and travel through pipes to strange worlds. Basically your timed to kill Koopas and other strange monsters and finally get to Princess Peach, after retrying about 20 times. As you progress you will obtain items such as super mushroom, making mario even fatter, capes, offering limited flight, oddly enough, becoming a raccoon, and many other things. So enjoy saving pricness peach and watching her get kidnapped again over and over. Truely fun.

Mario saves Princess Peach. Princess Peach gets kidnapped. (Repeat)

Mario by Obviously Crazy January 27, 2007