marmite

Something to spread on toast when theres no nutella left.

Either love it or hate it - in the words of the Marmite people themselves.

by Lolli Queen September 22, 2005

Marmite Miner

One who likes to mine for Marmite in another man's arse.

RnR is a Marmite Miner with Dusty

by OMK Fatomanu March 22, 2003

marmite mining

Anal sexual inter course - examples below:-

1. you marmite miner
2. he looks like a marmite miner
3. you fucking gay , go do some marmite mining

by bruvwithmeanin May 13, 2005

maritime pour

A term used to define a drink which has been mixed with more than the regular 1oz of achohol.

Created by Sean O'Connor

Bartender give me a scotch I would like a maritime pour.

by Reggie92 December 30, 2013

Marmite band

A band that one either adores or despises, rather like the popular food spread.

Muse is definitely a Marmite band.

by @FellatioHornblower August 22, 2016

margit

The name of a woman who has inner strength and can listen to all of your problems. She is beautiful from inside and outside.

You can be glad to have a Margit :)

my situation is so shitty lately, i would love to have a margit right beside me....

by theycallmeineffiable January 2, 2017

Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.

I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter

by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017