FB married

the nicest way of announcing to everyone on facebook that she has some annoying stalker or pursuer at the moment, and really hopes that person will leave her the fuck alone.

Helga: Tiff is FB married!
Gretchen: I wonder who that annoying fucker is. We should help her get rid of him!

by speakersandipod46 February 9, 2010

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In a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married

To be involved with someone for an extended amount of time. To conceive children with this person. No legal commitment has been made.

I am in a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married to this person.

by R U N June 16, 2008

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Married Annette

When an independent man marries a controlling woman and eventually she controls him like a puppeteer pulling the strings.

Steve won't be able to go to Vegas with us because he is a Married Annette.

by 1NYP September 12, 2011

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describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.

oh yeah, the female must put-out.

Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"

by Lakattack0 December 21, 2008

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