Definitions by speakersandipod46

FB married 

the nicest way of announcing to everyone on facebook that she has some annoying stalker or pursuer at the moment, and really hopes that person will leave her the fuck alone.

Helga: Tiff is FB married!
Gretchen: I wonder who that annoying fucker is. We should help her get rid of him!

FB married by speakersandipod46 February 9, 2010