poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.

"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."

by ThaddPole October 12, 2011

Mangladesh

In a severe state of inebriation brought on by alcohol or drugs

You were pretty drunk last night.

- Are you kidding? I was fuckin' mangladesh

drunk wasted fucked up hammered shitfaced intoxicated crunk destroyed demolished annihilated ruined stupid stoopid fucked sloshed stoned high pissed mangled twatted off your nuts

by Toomuchflystyles February 25, 2011

mangerines

noun: a term of endearment used to describe ones testicles especially when recalling an extremely painful episode.

"Whilst teabagging my friend Sam, I farted and she bit down on my mangerines. They were sore for 6 days. I can't wait to speedbag her."

by Rob squared May 24, 2008

Mangledesh

A fictitious location you are attempting to travel to when embarking on a drunken bender.

"You have your boarding pass?"

"Check, one way ticket to Mangledesh! Here I come"

by chet_woolery January 29, 2010

mangess

the female vertion of a mang
(see mang - scarface slang )

hey dean is that ur mangess. . . .(coz dean is the man (mang) there for his chick is the mangess)

by the Dreadfather December 4, 2007

mangloo

A man igloo, formed to keep the man in the center warm. (No homo). Can be associated with the gayloo, which is a gay igloo full of gay man surrounding the head gay man inside. (Homo).

Tim: Mangloo on James NOW NOW NOW!
-surrounds James-

Tim: Osh*t James is now a gayloo! ABORT!!!
-runs away-

by habboUSM September 25, 2009

Mancletas

A spanglish combination of the english "Man" and the spanish "chancleta", meaning sandal. It is used to describe the kinds of flip flops/other types of sandals that men wear, usually it is used as an insult.

"Why is he wearing those mancletas when he obviously has some nasty, hairy toes?

by apink123 January 14, 2010