luking

to travel to the boot with the intention of bring home a stranger

Paddy's been luking quite a bit lately. Hope he doesn't catch anything.

by matt peters January 31, 2008

lucking out

When things start working in your favor then slowly start to turn bad really quickly

He started to show me more attention then she came along! I'm sick of this lucking out shit!

by _GLynn October 16, 2011

ninja linking

when you shwo someone a link and when they click it, it doesn't take you to where you thought it would be. Primarily used for prankes that take you to www.goatse.cx or www.youdontknowwhoiam.org alot of fun if used correctly.

I fucking got ninja linked while at work, I've been reprimanded.

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Lurking Ass Nigga

Synonoms: David Huang, HB, Kuo-Kai Huang.

A dude that sees texts and doesnt read them or reply in the chat.

David's friends called him a lurking ass nigga because he never replys to the group chat

by YoungKid September 28, 2014

Lurking

The great sensation of when you have to take a magnificent, glorious, triumphant shit, but at the very last second you suck it back into your butt hole. (Repeat 5x)

A-Dog had to take a massive shit but he decided lurking would be way more fun.

by BDiZzL3 February 13, 2009

lurking

lurking: the act of robbing houses, cars, garages or any combination of the three. lurking usually takes place late at night around midnight or 2am.

lurker:hey jose we went lurking last night and got 20 bucks and the keys to a crossfire

by dillonrsh November 1, 2007

lurking class

The lower class of the internet. They give all memes their value, but are kept in perpetual poverty by the shitposters under a system called crapitalism.

Lurking class person: "wtf all memes on this page are shit what's going on?"
Educated meme-Marxist: "You see, poor lurking class fellow, you are being exploited by the crapitalist system. Break free from your chains and we can build a world with quality memes for all!"

by farco_ June 26, 2021