Lones Bonus

That extra inch or two, (either in length or girth) that comes with being a Lones.

Megan married Spanky for that "Lones Bonus."

by #8765309 September 7, 2018

lone stone

the act of illegally smoking marijuana without any company present

Jimmie was so bored and depressed last weekend he had himself a lone stone...

by tuddrew December 6, 2013

Lonely Sandwich

Masturbating by putting your penis between the mattress and the box-spring.

"Oh like when you put it between the mattress and the box-spring? That's called the lonely sandwich" - You Look Nice Today: The Magic Number -

by terriakki chan July 12, 2010

Lone Warrior

An individual who makes sacrafices for a spiritual or moral reason. An idividual who is not selfish, greedy, or disrespectful. A survivor or hero in some eyes.

Person 1: Why is Chuck the way he is?

Person 2: After his divorce he became a Lone Warrior for his son.

by Free Warrior December 25, 2009

Lone Ranger

A person standing by themselves, or in their car individually, who is wearing a mask to avoid the Rona.

Who is that masked man?

The Lone Ranger.

by Foctor16 April 8, 2021

Lonely Nights

When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.

I had a couple Lonely Nights last week, so now I gotta go to the store and get some Visine.

by Roy Berto May 13, 2012

lonely pole

Selfie Stick - Used by sad loney twats to photograph themselves in equaly interesting and uninteresting situations eg on the bog, in a changing room etc

look at that twat takin a selfie with his lonely pole

by c.riley February 20, 2015