long ass gun 

The gun "allegedly" used by rapper Gun Rack in the show Key & Peele to kill Darnell Simmons.

"Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it into the aquarium."

long ass gun by MrBro-iden October 23, 2015

Long Island tea bag

Ingredients:
At least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the fuck that is)
1 large bowl

Peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. Add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, coke, and triple sec into the bowl. Stir for 30 seconds.

Each male places their testicles in the bowl for 30 seconds. The hairier the testicles, the better.
The males then place their testicles on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. Repeat until drunk.

Mary drank her Long Island tea bag with much satisfaction. They were the best tasting testicles she had ever sucked on.

Long Island tea bag by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

long shot

remote possibility

Joey: Listen, I know it's a long shot, but by any chance,
did she find that funny?

long shot by all is white August 19, 2009

long softy

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

long softy by Trav September 27, 2004

long hair don't care 

A phrase originally used in the late '60s and early '70s in support of the hippie movement against the older generation's often prude and narrowminded world view, which associated long hair (especially on males) with a sloppy lifestyle. Sometimes also related to long hair on males being associated with homosexuality due to the similarity with traditionally feminine hairstyles. The phrase emphasizes that the speaker isn't affected by what is meant as an insult but actually embraces the accusation.

"Get a haircut, you hippie!"
- "Long hair don't care!"

or:
"Get a haircut, you faggot!"
- "Long hair don't care!"

long hair don't care by nicky123 September 6, 2014

long gone 

Gone a long time ago, not coming back anytime soon or ever.

Ex - sorry baby I want you back

You- naw nigga I’m long gone

long gone by Suckmydick69:) December 3, 2018

long haired jizz expert 

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

long haired jizz expert by gorilla tities February 17, 2014