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Bases Loaded

The term used when a man has sex with two women, at the same time, with the intention of getting them both pregnant and, in most situations, has no intention of providing for the child.
"Dude, you up for the strip club tonight?"

"Naw, man. I'm gonna be running with the bases loaded."
by Earplugs Wanted September 12, 2011
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Loaked

person 1: "oh dude that party was so loaked, there were so many girls there."

person 2: you should just come out of the closet.
by nbizzlelizzle December 15, 2009
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Loaded Dervish

The world's best skate or longboard. Perfect for cruising, dancing, carving, sliding, and anything else you can throw at it.
Bro I just shredded the gnar with my Loaded Dervish.

Dude, my laybacks are so sick on my Loaded Dervish.
by Gorillazbmx6 September 19, 2009
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loaded

containing ammunition.
Ja Rule: "Nigga why you laughing at me? I'm gonna shoot yo wanksta ass for the 10th time...HOLLA!"
50 Cent: "You dumb cookie monster-ass bitch! That shit ain't loaded! HAHAHA! But this here gun is, motherfucker! I think about the game and what it's like and WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU?!!!" (BANG BANG!)
by Nick D May 30, 2003
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Lohaned

The act of banging a girl on all fours. Similar to doggystyle
Damn man I lohaned the shit outta this bitch last night
by steeleclem January 30, 2009
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loaded nachos

When a woman shits herself while also having a severe yeast infection and her period.
She was so drunk and wanted me to go down on her. I almost did until she dropped her pants and I saw her loaded nachos. I puked everywhere.
by supersab September 16, 2010
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Progressive Loaner

A person who seems to be the majority of the time by themselves. In actuality spends alot time with many different people. has many different creative skills and attributes.
Person A: Hey Tom, you know Jeff?
Person B: Yeah, hes by himself alot at school, why?
Person A: Hes a fucking kick ass DJ, and has made some pretty sick songs. I saw him downtown when his girlfriend came to visit from florida.
Person B: Wow! I never knew he was into that. You never know what progressive loaners are up to, until you really meet them.
by SmPtE March 26, 2010
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