laying a mine

Having a shit

Aaron has just gone to lay a mine

by Paul January 21, 2004

mine laying

To lay a silent, or otherwise, fart in a shop aisle. This must be one that is putrid to the senses.

To participate in Mine Laying, one must observe the following code for perfect mine layage:
1) Find a large shop with clearly observable aisles, music shops generally are ideal.
2) Choose an aisle with no body present and release you mine.
3) Walk away from you mine and observe from a safe distance.
4) Try not to laugh too noticably when you clearly see the next person in the aisle grimace with sheer horror at the smell they have walked in to!!!!

by broken banjo March 27, 2007

Laying Up

The opposite of laying down/when you have someone laying on top of you.

Person 1: Oh hey! Things are getting pretty serious between my partner and I!
Person 2: Really?
P1: Yeah! Last night we were laying up!
P2: Cool bro!

by Tedalina14 June 11, 2018

Laying track

When someone is laying down track to run to the finish line. Consist of flirting and making moves on someone help lead to a hook up or relationship.

Man I really wish we didn’t have to leave last night I was really laying track with Tim!

by Krystal_ilstu July 8, 2019

layin' the pipe

Whean a man with a LARGE penis performs well in bed.

(woman on the phone with friend)

"Girl! I'm trying to tell you Tyrone was layin' the pipe last night."

by Jennifer and Sheila September 24, 2005

Laying Low

Doesn't know where its at. A series of four paintings about animals that fuck shit up.

Laying low 2... Doesn't know where its at. Laying low three. Fuckin... Fuck shit up. And that's what we know.

by Dino nugget wrangler December 5, 2010

laying the balls

If one was to be "laying the balls" to a person, they would be having sexual intercourse, vigerously.

shit yo, I done layed the balls to that slut, Bung!

by rob Norwood May 18, 2004