Kooft

Arabic slang for "meat" aka Penis. Using Kooft as a "Penis" slang, started in Colorado by the Lebanese.

DAAAAMMMMNNN!! That girl wants my KOOFT!!!!!

by G Weeci October 20, 2011

Krooften

1) the state of being a jellyfish dream guy
2) a destructive set of vertices which entail the essence of soliciting a dream master of jelly fish

Krooften Krooften

by Ragengerv March 14, 2003

krostag

Someone that teaches leadership. He's cool I guess

I got a Krostag class

by DankBoiKoda May 21, 2018

Kraft Dinner Emotions

When a person feeds into their knee-jerk reactions that form quickly and are easy to indulge because they never work for anything and always take the easy way out (and are worse off for it).

Credit: Elle Vee

He called my "crazy" in the middle of a fight, rather than working to find the root of the problem. Probably felt good to throw out some Kraft Dinner emotions instead of trying to solve anything. I dumped his ass immediately.

She said Amelia dressed like a whore because she felt insecure. Rather than recognizing her own worth, she fed into her Kraft Dinner emotions and is all the worse for it.

by Dr. Fishy Nooo February 8, 2021

Kraft

Airport security's biggest threat.

Years ago I was at an airport and they stopped me at security because I was carrying Kraft cheese.

by gela-kela July 25, 2021

Koftes

An Arabic insult towards Egyptian Christians known as Copts. This is the same as using a racial slur.

Yala ya koftes ya wisikh.
You dirty koftes.

by Andrew Tate :D December 28, 2022

Köfte

It's shit is what it is! It tastes like it's made of grounded rotting flesh.

Damn I fucking hate Köfte

by Ihatekofte April 12, 2023