Mountaineers Knuckles

Can also be found next to the word 'gnarly' in the dictionary.

The act of a male ejaculating into a females face while she sleeps then throwing a handful of his recently shaven ass hair into her face and letting it dry.

Out of nowhere, Mike decided to give me Mountaineers Knuckles last night.

or

I gave her the messiest Mountaineers Knuckles, it was awesome.

by Fuckayooo1123 February 19, 2010

Tommy Knuckles

A general phrase that can be used to describe someone extremely awesome or certifiably nuts. Used frequently in the northern midwest.

Hey, you know that guy Mike?

Yeah, that dude is a total Tommy Knuckles.

by dndgamer May 1, 2010

Cranky Knuckles

Someone who is very easily aggravated by years of bitterness.

He's such a Cranky Knuckles way he speaks of music now.

by Professional Kid November 13, 2015

cotton knockers

A pair of breasts in a cotton t-shirt

"Check out those cotton knockers"

by bongcruise June 24, 2016

rum knuckles

When someone (usually a sailor) who has drunk too much rum and can barely stand, decides to finger blast the nearest person.

Will Ford didn't know what to do after the Rear Admiral gave him his rum knuckles behind the weatherspoons

by Amstrad June 16, 2017

bitch knuckles

random words put together to vent frustration at someone or something.

Ellen lost a level on the app cooking craze and yelled at her phone screen, "FUCKing bitch knuckles!"

by ElleLightbulb August 24, 2017

Ugandian Knuckles

A January meme. You know what Im talking about, those beginning of the year memes that make no sense but are funny for like a day because no spicy memes are out yet.

god janit, remeber that old january meme ugandian knuckles? ugh made me want to kill myself

by _Give_Me_Chicken_Balls_ May 7, 2018