Knock Up Knock Out

A woman so attractive you want to get pregnant to keep her.
The attractive level must surpass a desire to not have children. It will even override common sense however the woman must be a true beauty, not a decent one.

1. That Naomi Komaki is so hot I want to get her pregnant so she would have to stay with me. She's a real knock up knock out.
2. That knock up knock out is so hot I put a hole in the condom.

by Eater of Cherries September 24, 2004

Knock knock poopy stomp

To do knock knock poopy stomp:

Step 1: Get a paper sandwhich bag with dog poop inside
Step 2: Put it on someone's doorstep

Step 3: Light it on fire
Step 4: Knock louldy on door
Step 5: Run!

The person will answer the door, see the fire and attempt to put it out by stepping in the dog poop!

Damn! Someone knock knock poopy stomped me again! Now I have to get another new pair of shoes!

by Space Dog January 11, 2011

cop knock

When someone knocks so hard that you think it's the cops.

You scared the crap out of me! Why'd you have to cop knock? I was smoking weed man and I thought it was the cops and I totally freaked out.

by Turbo Werewolf March 16, 2005

Knocked Up

To get someone pregnant

Amanda got knocked up because Jimmy didn't use protection.

by startenhash October 22, 2003

Ninja Knocking

A favorite pastime of Urban and Suburban children.

The child will knock on an unsuspecting victim's door, but before the victim has time to answer, the "knocker" will dissapear in similar fasion to a ninja.

Tyrese: Yo brotha, let's go ninja knocking.
Tyrone: Wurd up dawg, ima say we get the ol' bitch down the alley.
Tyrese: Hellz ya mother fool

by joejoebuffalo October 07, 2009

knock it off

stop it, desist (often a stern command)

Knock it off you freaking scallywags.

by Light Joker October 18, 2005

knock up

To get someone pregnant.

Man, I really should've used a condom with her... I knocked her up!

by Brown Sugar March 21, 2003