Knock knock poopy stomp

To do knock knock poopy stomp:

Step 1: Get a paper sandwhich bag with dog poop inside
Step 2: Put it on someone's doorstep

Step 3: Light it on fire
Step 4: Knock louldy on door
Step 5: Run!

The person will answer the door, see the fire and attempt to put it out by stepping in the dog poop!

Damn! Someone knock knock poopy stomped me again! Now I have to get another new pair of shoes!

by Space Dog January 12, 2011

cop knock

When someone knocks so hard that you think it's the cops.

You scared the crap out of me! Why'd you have to cop knock? I was smoking weed man and I thought it was the cops and I totally freaked out.

by Turbo Werewolf March 15, 2005

Knocked Up

To get someone pregnant

Amanda got knocked up because Jimmy didn't use protection.

by startenhash October 21, 2003

Ninja Knocking

A favorite pastime of Urban and Suburban children.

The child will knock on an unsuspecting victim's door, but before the victim has time to answer, the "knocker" will dissapear in similar fasion to a ninja.

Tyrese: Yo brotha, let's go ninja knocking.
Tyrone: Wurd up dawg, ima say we get the ol' bitch down the alley.
Tyrese: Hellz ya mother fool

by joejoebuffalo October 7, 2009

knock it off

stop it, desist (often a stern command)

Knock it off you freaking scallywags.

by Light Joker October 17, 2005

knock up

To get someone pregnant.

Man, I really should've used a condom with her... I knocked her up!

by Brown Sugar March 20, 2003

Twat Knocking

v; the female equivalent of "busting balls."

Relax, girl. I'm just twat knocking.

by Funwithwordsdotorg November 30, 2011