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Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.
Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
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Finger knees

My finger knees started to bleed after punching the wall again
by Mrs. Suzan Sanders November 17, 2018
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Cocksucker knees

noun

Knees that have a red and/or flat mark just below them indicating someone has been on their knees for a long period of time, likely from sucking dick
You can always see his cocksucker knees in those shorts.
by wungabunga June 16, 2021
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Ashy Knees Disease

Ashy Knees disease is a "disease" that make your knees look very ashy, usually because they have no moisture such as lotion. Ashy Knees disease can spread everywhere, such as your elbows, ankles, cheeks and nose. Make sure to lotion up before leaving the house, especially during the winter as during that season ashy knees disease is very, very visible.
Friend: "Omg have you heard that Miles has ashy knees disease?"

Me: "I told his dumb self to use lotion everyday! If he listened to me, his knees wouldn't be so ashy!"
by SpookyBlackBabe October 2, 2021
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Bee's Knees

That chick in the office who would rather work on her knees than sit in a chair.
by negglord August 16, 2018
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The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons
by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004
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kneesexual

When you are attracted to knees in a sexual manner. Ex: take ones knee and kissing it.
Morgan loves Averys knee because she is kneesexual.
by Trena February 13, 2017
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