dl knobs

1. the situation that arises from the mutual shame when a guy ("fella") gets a BJ from an overly slutty girl ("ho") but neither of them talk about it, because the ho doesn't want to admit she's a slut, and the fella is embarrassed to get it from a slut

2. closet fellatio

3. the 24/7 convenience store of intercourse

4. anything that happens backstage at an r. kelly concert

Did you see the look Roshonda just gave to Jamal? Yo, dude... dl knobs.

by JR/TS/JT January 17, 2005

a big lump with Knobs

It has the juice.

It's corn!
A big lump with Knobs!

by Waspunderyourbed September 18, 2022

knobsticle

1. A big nob shaped obsticle
2. A big nob sticking out the ground
3. A mix of the above

1. "wow and he just missed that knobsticle, good old schumacher"
2. Holy shit theres a knobsticle!
3. wow theres a huge cock in the middle of the race track, ill call it a knobsticle

by moose_juice September 24, 2005

knasty

The actual spelling of the word nasty.

Damn! that skinny model was knasty sick.

by hectorzola May 2, 2008

knarsty

Something that is so nasty it needs its own word

yo that is so knarsty it makes me want to throw up

by darkside July 7, 2004

knobstalgia

The reminiscence of penises gone by.

Whilst clearing out my office the other day, I came across an old love letter from Robert. As I read his passionate prose, a blush came to my cheek as I was reminded of the fiery love we once shared, his prowess in the bedroom, and despite how things ended between us, the memory of his staggering swinging manhood filled me with a great sense of knobstalgia...

by tepants May 8, 2015

mr. krabs

a thicc boy juicy boy.
owner of the krusty krab.
mmm i want some of his juicy crab meat rn.
mMmmMmmmmmMmM krabs daddy.

you see that thicc boy?
he's a mr. krabs

by dingdongsquad February 5, 2020