Klauered

When a person is so drunk, high, or messed up on pills that they don't even seem to be on the same planet. Usually characterized be vacant stares, and the occasional nodding off.

Steve: Dude what happened to you last night
Nick: I don't know, I think I might have drank too much
Steve: You fell asleep at the bar! Dude you were klauered!

by SBonez November 14, 2009

klausman

The man of Klaus. Father christmas after Mrs. christmas left him, taking the dog, the house, most of the money and the job as well. He now roams the land with a hockey mask, beating the ever-living shit out of the traitorous elves who betrayed him.

Timmy didn't get presents this year. The Klausman came and fucked up the elves as they were delivering to his house.

by Lord Sir Bucket September 23, 2019

KlausHeissler

Some faggot from canada

Woman: Hey look! It's @klausheissler!
Man: stay away from him honey, I hear he has aids

by klausisgay77 June 15, 2020

Klansexual

A person that has a relationship or wants a relationship with a klu klux klan member..

Karen is a klansexual, she only likes dudes in the klu klux klan.

by Majorfrazier August 29, 2020

klawsexual

When one sucks kawhi Lenord and says he’s the best in nba history , also known as kawhi cock suckers .

Damn bro hop off Kawhi’s tip your so klawsexual

by Mr.Kapalott September 18, 2020

Klaudette

Klaudette is one tough cookie. She’s always that girl who love bikes more than barbie dolls. Shy and seems unapproachable but once you get to know her, dont let her go. She’s a true friend and a wifey material.

There goes Klaudette with her extremely yummy baked goodies.

by Messiah miss November 22, 2021

Klaus

Klaus is the most sexiest person in the world he could punch me and I’d apologise. Everyone needs to get railed by him.

Klaus is so sexy

by Stewart the fish January 17, 2022