by ACJ99 October 13, 2016
a movie by larry clark that takes place in california. it's about messed up teens from dysfuctional families.
by pith November 15, 2004
Marinos : Did any of you ever heard of google?
Seymour : Man stop being a Ken Lai
Marinos: Yo ken what you doing this weekend?
Seymour : I have a date in starbucks. What about you?
Marinos : You're such a Ken Lai.
Seymour : Man stop being a Ken Lai
Marinos: Yo ken what you doing this weekend?
Seymour : I have a date in starbucks. What about you?
Marinos : You're such a Ken Lai.
by AnnaFux July 08, 2010
He is generally a faggot, bitch, and mean towards other people. He is the most annoying person and will do almost anything to piss you off. However, he is helpful at times and has a good and smart mind. He does well academicaly but socially he has no friends. He often bullies younger kids too.
by Alitny August 24, 2018
by kaneki is the best 2004 March 08, 2018
Ken Allen (February 13, 1971 – December 1, 2000) was a Bornean Orangutan at the San Diego Zoo. He was among the most popular animals in the history of the zoo because of his many successful escapes from his enclosures. He was nicknamed "Hairy Houdini". His escapes included disassembling the cages he was meant to be kept in, climbing out of his enclosures, walking amongst the customers as though he were a regular, teaching other Orangutans to escape, and bully his arch-nemesis, Otis, another male Orangutan whom Ken Allen absolutely hates. He became a cult icon, not unlike Harambe.
Zookeeper 1: Oh my god, he got out again?
Zookeeper 2: ... Was it Ken Allen again?
Zookeeper 1: Yeah. And the other Orangutans got out of the enclosure, too. I think Ken taught them how to escape.
Zookeeper 2: HE DID WHAT!?
Zookeeper 2: ... Was it Ken Allen again?
Zookeeper 1: Yeah. And the other Orangutans got out of the enclosure, too. I think Ken taught them how to escape.
Zookeeper 2: HE DID WHAT!?
by akuwardmoments June 07, 2020
Formerly known as Teen X. Most talented member of Playboi Carti’s Opium crew. Has 800k monthly listeners on Spotify. One of the hottest upcoming rap artists on the game right now, Other than KanKan, Summrs, Autumn, Yeat, and a couple others.
Yo bro u heard of the mfing Ken Car$on who made Yale?
Uh, I keep your ho upstairs
When she wanna fuck, I just tell her, "Ring the bell"
Hit her from the back, she can't do nothing but yell
And she smart as fuck, I got this bitch straight out of Yale
Uh, I keep your ho upstairs
When she wanna fuck, I just tell her, "Ring the bell"
Hit her from the back, she can't do nothing but yell
And she smart as fuck, I got this bitch straight out of Yale
by yvngfumi February 21, 2022