degenerate junkie scramble

A last minute effort to cover at lest the risk amount of what looks to be a losing bet. When a single or series junkie parlay bets don't look like they're going to pay out, a gambler does degenerate junkie scramble. This involves frantically betting on late night sporting events without conducting any substantial research at all.

degenerate gambler A: why is the account balance so low?
degenerate gambler B: I did a degenerate junkie scramble last night to try and secure some type of profit for us, but all were unsuccessful

by dmbx7 July 2, 2008

sql junkie

someone who is able to do data analysis by directly banging up against relational databases.

She doesn't need to wait for the company to publish the earnings report, she is a sql junkie and can go and get those numbers herself.

by underthewire October 24, 2008

hug junkie

someone who when everytime you meet, always wants to give hugs

guy 1: i cant wait to see chris again
guy 2: yeah, but he's turned into a total hug junkie.

by pistachiojunkie June 15, 2009

Pimple Junkie

Person (usually a woman and/or relative) who, at the sight of someone's pimple, can not help themselves but to bust the pimple. The pimple junkie will often nag until the pimple-prone person will let them bust the zit.

Mother : Oh my goodness what a huge zit on your your face! Come here so I can bust it.

Son : No mom... You are such a pimple junkie!

by Saku11 November 14, 2011

Danger Junkie

Someone who feels an intense desire for thrills and spills to offset unpleasant memories, usually from childhood.

-- “Man, bust Damien. Skydiving all the time, bungee hopping off tall buildings and shit. I remember back in the day when he was just a tackle dummy, always getting picked last in gym, always getting cut from the track team.”

-- “Yeah and look at the results. A danger junkie for real. Poor fool be trying to outrun the shit torturing his mind.

by Sophie Abrahams June 1, 2011

Drama Junkie

One who enjoys drama to the point that they are addicted and usually starts problems because they have nothing better to do with their time.

"She made out with her boyfriend's bestie? What a drama junkie."

by Miss Jackie Smith August 9, 2009

gym junkie

Somebody that seems to be obsessed, addicted or mentally dependable, or just really enjoys always being and working at the gym. They are usually quite built and packed full of supplements and protein shakes.
Gym Junkies generally fall into a very depressive state if they do not get their daily dose of gym workout.

Person 1: Gym Junkies are faggots they have no life
Gym Junkie: You die now
Person 1: What do you mea - *CRACK*
*Person 1 sails 200 miles into the air with a large dent in his face. He hits the ground and dies from head trauma*

by DJP92 April 16, 2008