Rives Junction

Rives Junction, Michigan is a small township of Jackson County.

Rives Junction was founded in 1834 by Samuel Prescott and Henry Fitfield.

Rives Junction's zip code is 49277.

Has a total area of 36.2 square miles.

Student from U.P: Hey, where are you from?

Me: Rives Junction.

Student from U.P.: Uhh, where is that?

Me: It's a super small township..(maybe on a map somewhere) located between Lansing and Jackson!

by RivesJunctioner May 4, 2011

first junction wonder

the act of starting a non-competitive cycling event from the first junction after the race has started in order to avoid the sometimes extortionate entry fees

That bai just pulled a first junction wonder, what a scumbag!
Lets frown and be resentful in his general direction

by dsm83 June 20, 2011

Thunder Junction

A place where you take someones mother to have sex and then brag about it. The sex is normally rather violent and degrading. One would consider asking a close friends mother to go with them in order to publicly humiliate them in front of mutual friends

Person1: Hey guys, did you hear about me taking Billy Bob's mom to thunder junction last night?
Person2&3...: Ohhh no way!!

Person1: Yeah I pounded it until I gave her hip dysplasia.

by RamblingJoeBiden January 26, 2018

Conception Junction

Named After A Railroad Transit. It Is A City In Missouri in the county of nodaway.

We live In Conception Junction
Conception Junction A funny name for a town in missouri

by The-rs May 7, 2020

fuckery junction

Fuckery Junction is the root source of all Fuckery. It cannot be approached directly from any direction, and thus, cannot be seen, destroyed, or beaten. You are Fucked.

Don't get lost in Fuckery Junction, there's no way back from there!
I got Larried in Fuckery Junction.

by Pirate Twisty January 8, 2021

Elsemere Junction

Station that got a redo recently, and is liked generally.

This station got an Elsemere Junction done to its self recently, with nice hallways and it being clean.

by SpongeTracks November 3, 2022

Grand junction beef taco

When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco

My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys

by anonymous July 11, 2024