jonsers

epic nickname of the name jonathan

hey Jonsers! wanna play minecraft with da boyz?

by Minecraft_ayo_epic January 7, 2022

Silly Jons

Southwest Louisiana slang for psychedelics (marijuana, magic mushrooms, etc).

“Hey bro you wanna get those silly jons?”
“She been tweakin’ off them silly jons all night!”
“Aye dawg got any silly jons?”

by GOON SQUAD REAL July 11, 2023

jons

A big cuddly panda bear type animal originally from malaysia but often seen habitating in the deep regions of 'wales'. enjoys nothing more than; fancy ties, telling people about his fancy ties, being angry and loving all things welsh.

that jons looks so hugable, i would give him hugs more often if he wasn't so angry and hugging other welshies.

by AliDawe September 19, 2008

Lalap Jons

A lalap jons is a maiden voyage of darland banks and explores the jeeebas kahns in all proverbs.

Chris: Come aboard the lalap

Sam:whhooooaaaaaatttt!!!!

by Chris January 21, 2005

jonsey

Little anoying mofo who gets on ya nerves but is the cunt who is always organised and nuthing can be wrong or his life is over.

Tommo:get aload of jonsey doing his homwork
Ben:yeah he is shitting himself.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

jonser

Someone that wants something really bad - usually referring to drugs, but equally applicable to anything else.

That jonser is so damn hungry - give him some lettuce!

or

Look at that jonser - he needs some luvin.

by biggerP April 25, 2008

chuck jonsen

Dropping Acid and taking Amphetamines at the same time.

I spent eight hours on this one frame for my animation, I was totally Chuck Jonsen!

by The Electric Order December 12, 2010