johners

A johners is the peak of all things are fucking EPIC!! A johners is someone that has surpassed God status and made the Universe their bitch because they cannot become anything more than existence istelf.

The only way you could ever become supreme is if you could summon johners and embody it.

by Furfurbush1976 November 27, 2019

Johndel

A very short person but usually smarter than known geniuses

Daniel: my friend Rey is a real Johndel, He's only 4'6 but he can answer the toughest questions our teacher gives

by dedoks October 16, 2010

Johneah

natural beauty; irresistable; god's gift

johneah exum

by exumoney February 11, 2010

Johney Darko

A very dark, almost crispy african american individle. Who has stand out white teeth.

Peter Mensah (spartacus blood and sand) is a Johney Darko

by Lil wayns cousin November 2, 2011

Johnney

A man with an ass the size of Jupiter. Has huge shoulders. And has outgoing love for the homies. Johnney’s tend to have huge penises and amazing man boobs.

Man did you see that guy. I bet he is a Johnney.

by Zackery Cooksey July 29, 2020

@JohnCena post for Rahul Vaidya

@JohnCena post for Rahul Vaidya is used by the fans of John cena and Rahul Vaidya . Fans want John cena to post for Rahul Vaidya as cena did for Asim riaz.

Rahul vaidya is a very good singer and Bigg boss contestant.

@Johncena post for Rahul Vaidya as soon as possible...

by Hvash February 7, 2021

Johner

A Johner is an obscure way to make sure you've got your manhood beefed up and that your Jimmy John's Johner is out in fellowship with the Lowkeycuties.

Are there any Johners in the chat?

by themarcazard April 25, 2022