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by Manontheinternet anonymous December 21, 2018
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Johnathon

He’s soo tall his head up his own ass. Very, arrogant and thinks their so funny when they’re actually not. Sweaty try hard and try’s to steal everyone’s girl.
Man that Johnathon can just fuck off.
by Dresa June 30, 2019
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Johnathon

A real dick and girl stealer. Tall but head up his ass. Quirky personality and very ugly and attention seeking.
That Johnathon can give off mate.
by Dresa June 30, 2019
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Johnathan

Pussy whooped ass nigga the fights over other girls and flashes his gun bc he is a pussy and don’t want the smoke
Real nigga:” bruh Johnathan is a pussy bro he didn’t want fade”
Real nigga 2:” I swear I hate that nigga he hella whooped for that.”
by You’re whooped October 1, 2019
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Johnathon Craig

No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.
by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019
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JohnTheZoologist

Hello I am the only JohnTheZoologist if you try be me watch me come batter you innih fam also you have to be so good at grammar or whatever on this because this is legit a dictionary but yea I’m not actually a man I’m a girl how dare you assume gender you (BLEEP) keep it PG kids joking not joking anyway if you enjoyed reading my...what’s it called man I forgot myself.Oh ye if you enjoyed reading my definition then like my videos on YouTube and subscribe it’s JohnTheZoologist thank you goodbye (BLEEPS)
Omg JohnTheZoologist is the best queen in the world
by JohnTheZoologist November 19, 2019
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Johnathan Carlton

A emo kid who has hair down to his feet and has a crush on elsa from frozen. He also likes big black dick in his ass
johnathan carlton is jerking to elsa from frozen again
by Evan Roten December 6, 2019
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