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Jerkal Tunnel Syndrome

Similar to "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome": pain, tingling, and other problems in your hand because of pressure on the median nerve in your wrist. Caused by excessive jerking-off.
Dude, I can't even grip the computer mouse - too much wacking-off last night. Shit - I think I have jerkal tunnel syndrome!
by JSJoyce July 28, 2009
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Jerusalem

City in Israel/Palestine that is contested between Judaism, Christianity and Islam as a holy city. Probably THE most contested city in the world. Countless wars have been waged by all three religions to control this city. It is now inhabited mainly by Israeli Jews, Arab Muslims and Armenian Christians.
Another army took over Jerusalem today, as the Middle East erupted into violence again.
by Kiran the Man September 11, 2008
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Jerusalem Cruisers

The most simple type sandal. Made up of a bottom and two straps, with one around the ankle, that keep them on. Reminiscent of Old World style because of simplicity. Alt: Any sandals that look like Jesus would've worn.
Brian jumped off that rock and into the lake. His Jerusalem Cruisers kept him from biffing it.
by uw22tw July 28, 2010
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Jerka

1. A female jerk.
2. An annoying bitch who complains a lot.
what a jerka!
by mardan September 26, 2011
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Jerkacious

When something or someone arouses you immensely or when something is deemed very exciting. The feeling of delight that one gets is comparable to masturbation.
-That girl's bubble butt is jerkacious!
-windows 7 is coming out tomorrow, that's jerkacious!
-The sound coming out of my Marshall is jerkacious!
by Vince n Mark October 31, 2009
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jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so
any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal
by jack December 7, 2003
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jerkaah

The girl form of jerk
when women speak, they tend to ad "ahh" at the end of words
Jon: Sarah you got a fat butt

Sarah: Jerkaah!
by rockinwitweezy October 17, 2009
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