Jerkoff Shits

When ur jerking off on the toilet then you have to shit or vise versa.

Oh my lord dude While I was jerkingoff I had to shit. I got the Jerkoff shits

by Dirkypoo69 October 8, 2017

Jerkosco

Derived from the Scrabble board, you add the -osco to the end of jerk for a triple word score.

WOW! Look at that jerkosco! That's gotta be 80 points!

by roblobsta December 22, 2004

Jerison

Hi nathan

Nathan is very bored so he looks up names like Jerison up on urban dictionary.

by zabadab October 1, 2021

Jerik

A (big) dick. ;)

That guy over there is so cute! I bet he's a jerik..

by Dirtdirtdirtdog August 30, 2021

jerkoff

someone whom everyone hates in a store

that jerkoff

by vomitsonu February 3, 2010

jerkoffer

A man whose jerk off... Jerkoffer!

The look you give at yourself when you

find out i've done something wrong. Aw crap! i'm jerkoffer! Not the pants again...

by blindsight October 26, 2013

jerkolator

an extremly noisy blow job peformed by someone who comes back for coffee

i got a jerkolator of that fucking jerk cocksucking cunt

by Jackroll July 5, 2006