Java Jive

Java Jive is a wonderful place that sells coffee and other beverages, usually turns a huge profit because people are willing to pay $7 for an esspresso shot

Java Jive is, in a way, like starbucks.

The Java Jive song is as follows....
I love coffee, I love hot chocolate, I love tea too.
We all love the Java Jive and the Java Jive loves you

WE ALL LOVE THE JAVA JIVE AND THE JAVA JIVE LOVES U!

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

Java Juiced

Overstimulated by a significant intake of caffine.

"Don't pay any attention to him, he's just Java Juiced."

by DrMichelle January 21, 2009

Java popcorn lick

When you pour popcorn over someone’s pussy and eat it by then licking the pussy itself and making a woman come with some popcorn bits still in her vagina

Man that Java popcorn lick I did last night has my jaw all sore

by Louie Louie July 21, 2020

Java Auto Update

An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.

Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!

by The Real Driller May 13, 2023

Java Guest

The name for the creatures who use irc java chat. They come and start randomily ranting or cussing about 'sex0rzsff' 'pokemoins' or even 'havck0ringz'. Javas tend to create words in the english language on the fly, and never make sense. The concept of font size, spelling, and basic self-control are lost to Java Guests. It is important to remember to never say hi to one for then they start focusing on you, after their real goal: cyber sex. If you did make a mistake and contect one, you can not ignore them, this will cause them to start flooding for no reason. Your only choice is to /ignore.

*Guest2345 has joined#mIRC
Guest2345> hey sup all
Guest2345> sup
Guest2345> marlitof ssdv
britney> hey
Guest2345> hey wuts up
Guest2345> wanna cybersd
britney> No :/
Guest2345> sajksdav
Guest2345> sdda
Guest2345> dfggdtre544545er
Guest2345> PIKACGHUPIKACHU
Guest2345> sder3433324ewewd
*Guest2345 has QUIT ( Quit )
@ace> Wtf was that?

by markFBI March 25, 2005

Java Dick

Dipping your dick in a cup of (warm) coffee before your girlfriend sucks off the frothy goodness.

Sabrina likes my Java Dick

by spc_rand May 22, 2010

java job

To give a blow job afer taking a drink of hot coffee.

Louis got a java job during his Valentine's day breakfast in bed.

by Maxamillion Man July 30, 2008