A kick or punch to the genitals.
More specifically, this is the alternative to a dare in the game Truth or Dare. If one takes the dare and decides after having heard the dare that they don't want to do it, that person must then accept the Jare.
Also referred to as "Dick Kick" or "Poon Punch."
More specifically, this is the alternative to a dare in the game Truth or Dare. If one takes the dare and decides after having heard the dare that they don't want to do it, that person must then accept the Jare.
Also referred to as "Dick Kick" or "Poon Punch."
Billy: I dare you to lick the rim of the toilet bowl.
Timmy: Hell no! I'm not doing that, it's disgusting!
Billy: THEN PREPARE TO BE JARE'D!
Timmy: Hell no! I'm not doing that, it's disgusting!
Billy: THEN PREPARE TO BE JARE'D!
by atomicrebirth October 16, 2008

"My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it."
by Gerch December 31, 2007

Yeah, I was just trying to get some Oreos when this guy approached me, he was a total Jared, and really short too.
by Noot noot January 20, 2017

Loves memes and most likely wears glasses. He likes to go to the gym to watch girls work out. He also says kinky a lot. PS he loves bath bombs there tasty
by Brotatochip1820 November 14, 2018

Jared is very tall ,kind ,sweat and sometimes funny. When he puts his hair up he looks great , but he all was looks grate and he is all was there for you weather you need to or not . He can be annoying at times but in a funny way he will Love you and cuddle you if you get a Jared know that you are a very lucky person and if you ever get a chance to hear his real voice you will love it just like I do and you will love everything about him just like I do ❤❤❤
by L. K. E. May 7, 2019

Jared, you a bitch. But we love you.
by Toesheo September 15, 2021
