Jacobo

He is a person who has the best smile out of everyone in the world but doesn’t smile much. He is tall, has dark hair, and the deepest brown eyes that you can get lost in. He is a quiet and sometimes awkward individual but once you start talking to him he is extremely funny and quick witted. He is very intelligent and has great and ambitious plans for his future. He has had an unpleasant past but an immensely bright future. He is hardworking and is always prepared to help. He can write stories and poems that will bring anyone to tears. He is searching for love and he may find it soon, in someone unexpected. If you ever meet a Jacobo never let them forget their worth and their importance to the world.

Jacobo, did you get a haircut? Yes. You look snazzy!

by Picklesarentafruit August 9, 2019

Jacob Whitesides

He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.

"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."

by mrs. grier June 2, 2014

jacory

Jacory the most sweetest, down to earth person you will ever meet. He has the most kindest heart of gold, and he will do anything to make someone smile. He's been mistreated, lied to, and he doesn't deserve any of it, but it seems to always happen to him. When you come across a Jacory, you've been blessed by meeting the most amazing guy ever. Never make him lose trust in you, its what he values most. As long as your honest about everything, theres nothing stopping him from being your friend, and maybe even more. Jacory just wantsswants someone to love him as much as he loves them. So never walk away from him. He is a jewel that everyone wishes they had. Jacory is a genuinely funny guy, one moment hes talking about videogames the next hes coming up with a catchy song about dinosuars. Hes the man of all womans dreams. He is Jacory.

Whos that guy over there? The one with the great personality?..

Oh thats Jacory.

by suicidesirens_ January 28, 2014

Jacob told me to say it

A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.

"Dude, that joke sucked!"
"Yeah, Jacob told me to say it."

by nigerius September 17, 2006

Jacob Seed

1. a 47-year-old veteran of the U.S. Army, in which he served as a marksman as a part of the 82nd Airborne Division. He is responsible for maintaining the security of his family and training new soldiers for Eden's Gate.

2. Out of all the Seed brothers, he is Daddy.

"Jacob Seed must be a top."

by PoppinBallonsLikeASillyNigga June 28, 2018

Jacobating

Prioritizing one's own cleverness over intellectual (or spiritual) growth and substance. Derived from the biblical figure of Jacob, who is portrayed as a trickster and reprobate in the earlier days of his life.

Instead of reading the assigned material, Robert employed the age-old practice of Jacobating in order to reach the minimum word count on his essay.

by prevailingwest July 26, 2021

jacob sartorious syndrome

When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.

I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!

by ZREX May 31, 2016