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Jackpotting

The act of dropping your pants and masturbating at the game table after winning big, basking in the glory of your victory. The masturbatory celebration must be accompanied by the words “Jackpot!” in order to be Jackpotting by its textbook definition. Typically this celebration is only saved for BIG wins, unless you’re a sick fuck looking for an excuse to give gambling grandmothers a heart attack.
Did you hear about Dave??? He’s on the local news for Jackpotting after a $10k hit at the casino. I even heard he’s a registered sex offender now. I hope the Jackpot was worth it.
by JackPotter April 4, 2024
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JackPotted

A consensual sex act in which a man swallows a roll of coins of his choosing. Approximately 12 hours later, during an intimate encounter with a partner (man or woman), he sits on their face. The partner then reaches around, grabs his penis, and pulls downward in a jacking-off motion. With each pull, he farts into their mouth until the coins begin to emerge. Once the coins appear, he shouts, "Jackpot! DING DING DING DING DING – we have a winner!"
Sarah: "I'm telling you Debra, Mike and my sex life has just gotten so lifeless and stale"
Debra: "Sarah, you just need to get jackpotted! Willard and I do it every 3rd Tuesday and we're thriving."
by Frodo T Baggin November 19, 2025
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jackopotamus

Short and to the point, a fat man who jacks off, or a fat man that hasn't been laid and has no other choice.
"Looky here a jackopotamus, poor bastard."
by Ashmarie November 30, 2006
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Jackpost

Jim: I slept with your wife, Mike.
Mike: You fucking jackpost!
by Teal Vert November 14, 2009
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jackpoint

A place where one can (jack in) connect with/ enter a computer-network, f.e. modem, WLAN hotspot, LAN cable, etc. .

Usually one uses own hardware (smartfone, netbook, etc.).
"Hey, is there some jackpoint for my netbook around here? I really need to check emails."
by Jens Thanx November 16, 2011
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Jackpody

"A guy that owns two old cars, one is always broken and he will tell you about it."
Jackpody is 'a guy that owns two old cars, one is always broken and he will tell you about it.'
by KittyTheLemonEatingCat March 1, 2017
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JackMott22

Big cheffer got thrown in pen for a street fight in which he stabbed bare man probably gets bare coochie. Was an ex member of alquaeda (the real Jihadi Jack) and was the reason for multiple beheadings. Current member of ISIS and is the leader since our lord al baghdadi unfortunately met an untimely end. He is the leader of a gang and has never lost a gang fight if anyone wants one they get queffed and put down with the nank he is a regular drug dealer and sells the likes of heroin, crack, cocain and finally the almighty Mary Jane uana. His opps are will Kyle and Harvey Lennon. Ok will tried to take jacks turf but got put down. In conclusion jack is a wicked skengman and shouldn’t be taken as a joke
JackMott22 a regular queffer
by Donkey Shagger January 28, 2020
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