iPodcalypse

1. The onslaught of Apple products that just keep coming to financially and mentally annoy and inconvenience you.
2. What you want to bring down upon your iPod when it's taking forever to turn back on after a battery death or random freeze.

1. "Oh man, I bought an iPhone 4 and it seemed so cool but look the iPodcalypse keeps coming with the iPhone 5! Crap!"
2. "Ahh! My iPod won't turn on and I might need it in the next two seconds! I wish the iPodcalypse would come and wake up or punish my nonresponding iPod."

by AwesomePartyPerson July 28, 2011

iPod Touch 3rd Generation

The Apple iPod Touch 3rd Generation was the successor of the iPod Touch 2nd Generation, and is the predecessor of the iPod Touch 4th Generation. It looks very similar to the iPod Touch 2nd gen. physically, but with several hardware changes. The iPod Touch 3rd gen. sports the Samsung S5L8920 SoC, contains 256 MB of RAM, and has the PowerVR SGX535 GPU. It has a display resolution of 320x480 pixels at 163 PPI, uses a 3.7v, 789 mAh Lithium-Ion battery, and is available in a choice of 32 and 64 GB. The latest iOS update for this iPod Touch is iOS 5.1.1.

The iPod Touch 3rd Generation is a great improvement from the iPod Touch 2nd gen., as the 3rd gen. supports OpenGL 2.0, a faster CPU, and twice the RAM.

by Proud Apple User August 2, 2016

isooda

A lovely person who’s friend is kamand and has an annoying sister, beautiful

Isooda is so beautiful

by Isooda May 15, 2018

iPod Nano

Synonymus to graham cracker.

My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers May 4, 2006

ipod flirting

When you're next to someone while they're listening to their ipod, and in an act of intimacy, they offer hand over an earphone.

Usually, this form of flirting is used by people who are too afraid to say, "Hey, I think you're cute," or interact verbally in general.

Jill: (Hands over earphone)
Jack: (Hesitantly takes earphone)
(Listens)
(Laughs at the thought that Jill made an attempt at "ipod flirting" with him)
Jill: (Runs away, crying)

by surfstarchris February 21, 2007

Isopod

A new Neo nazi / what nationalist symbol for hatred of minorities and jews. The isopod became such a symbol because they have a tough shell symbolic of white strength.

John: "Hey Tim see you at the isopod meeting next week"
Tim: "Hey you too John. WHITE POWER!"

by Scrublord9 January 14, 2018

iPod

Thw world's smallest form of penis compensation.

Make sure you wear your white headphones everywhere you go while struting around in your tight pants and white belt while listening to the latest Hawthorne Heights song. Who cares if you have no class or taste, you're cool.

by Amall August 27, 2005