Iraqi children

Children living in the country of Iraq. These children now have the opportunity to do whatever our fantastic society allows us to do, or better, they have:
- until the new free government becomes as dictatorial as the previous one (if not worse);
- if the fact of having possibly lost their homes, families, friends, limbs doesn't create them particular problems;
- until they aren't killed in one of the daily attacks by the terrorist who are now rampaging uncontrollably in the whole country;
- until a particularly scared/nervous/unexperienced soldier who liberated them shoots them by error.

Who was ever giving a damn about the Iraqi children before the war? The excuse were the feared weapons of mass destruction. Then, after no WMD were found, the excuse became "Hey, we liberated the poor people from the bad guy! (And we sold them to the terrorist)"

by Kerrigan May 16, 2005

Iraqi Bukakke

Iraqi policemen, or just people in the street, frequently gather round a suicide bomber's body after the deed is done, forming a circle with each holding a camera phone at arms length to record the event for posterity. This is Iraqi Bukakke.

Hey, did you check out that hot new Iraqi Bukakke vid?

Totally man, the head shot was awesome!

by Sphex August 3, 2007

Iraqi Prisoner Abuse

Proof that the United States government has no right whatsoever to take any kind of moral stance on middle eastern affairs, especially where human rights are involved. Prisoner abuse at the hands of American soldiers has been going on for years - as said so by Rummy Don himself - and the government did next to nothing to stop it. And when The Shrub and his monkeys got caught with their pants down, they didn't even have the humility to apologize and admit their failures until Rummy Don was called in to testify in front of Congress for being a witless fuckup.

But every cloud has a silver lining. In this case, The Shrub's re-election prospects aren't looking too positive and Old Man Rummy may get the boot. Now that's something I can drink to.

Condemn Saddam for torturing and dehumanizing his people, but get caught on film laughing it up while doing the exact same thing? Great idea, dumbass.

by Ninja Disaster May 7, 2004

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.

Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.

by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007

iraqi pipeline

lubrication of a woman's anus with WD-40 (preferably with the straw inserted)... followed by repeatedly having anal intercourse over the course of several hours.

"Man, Erica was keeping me up all night asking for an Iraqi pipeline!"

by rolling stoned May 2, 2008

operation iraqi liberation

a deceptive and official sounding word created by George W. Bush to cover up the fact that he just wants to finish what daddy started. YEEEEHAWWW, CALL DADDY, WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO THE DESERT just didn't sound as good. i wonder if the president would be as excited about the project if his daughters were over there waiting to get killed.

we can't tell the people the truth about this war, let'smake up something that sounds official...hmmmmmmmm, how'bout operation iraqi liberation.

by kevin December 28, 2004

100,000 Iraqis

The cost of cheaper oil for the next 30 years. Also a statistic the Bush Adminstration wished they covered up better.

Yes, I said it. After 9/11 we would go on a CRUSADE and we sure did alrighty. In the traditional sense, we slaughtered the innocent people in the name of all that is right and profitable..I mean holy and completely missed the target we portrayed.

I mean.. Hey is this mic on?

Yes Mr. President, and once again you've proved to be a asshat

by Captain Douche April 13, 2006