insta-bail

to bone out immediately; drop out without hesitation

only to be used by totally cool, amazingly hot, super rad people

after the cops came, it was an easy decision for the hammered party-goers to insta-bail

by littlerickbigdick February 11, 2009

insta-real

when something gets instantly real; an awakening

He called me a bitch and shit got insta-real girl! Ya heard?

by MissMadee June 15, 2011

insta cheat

When you asking for someone’s opinion on a caption or picture for insta (and say you need THEIR opinion) and then ask someone else as well

Oh my god! I can’t believe Ben insta cheated on Olivia!

by Bbigs January 15, 2018

insta-knowledge

Knowledge acquired through brief encounters with google, often taken from a search results page and never referenced.

Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.

Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.

Does he even know what he's talking about? Sounds like insta-knowledge to me.

by Jsnndrwflwrs April 21, 2020

Young Insta

A term used to describe someone who is new to the application- "Instagram." It is mainly used as a hashtag that is posted on the users first 10 or so pictures.

"Did you see Travis yesterday? He was taking pictures out the window while we were driving for instagram."

"What a young insta."

by Dack Janiels November 13, 2012

Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.

You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos

by Texel June 20, 2011

Insta model

A slut who thinks she can get paid for posting promiscuous photos that are heavily FaceTuned.

May or may not have “photographers” whom she pays to edit the photos, you know cause she’s so busy with her content!

Becky: there’s that girl from Instagram!

Brian: What girl??
Becky: her @ is *********
Brian: are you sure? That looks nothing like her!

Becky: duh!!! She’s in insta model!

by Whysocurious4321 July 13, 2019