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insta-bail

to bone out immediately; drop out without hesitation

only to be used by totally cool, amazingly hot, super rad people
after the cops came, it was an easy decision for the hammered party-goers to insta-bail
by littlerickbigdick February 11, 2009
mugGet the insta-bailmug.

insta-real

when something gets instantly real; an awakening
He called me a bitch and shit got insta-real girl! Ya heard?
by MissMadee June 15, 2011
mugGet the insta-realmug.

insta cheat

When you asking for someone’s opinion on a caption or picture for insta (and say you need THEIR opinion) and then ask someone else as well
Oh my god! I can’t believe Ben insta cheated on Olivia!
by Bbigs January 15, 2018
mugGet the insta cheatmug.

insta-knowledge

Knowledge acquired through brief encounters with google, often taken from a search results page and never referenced.

Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.

Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.
Does he even know what he's talking about? Sounds like insta-knowledge to me.
by Jsnndrwflwrs April 21, 2020
mugGet the insta-knowledgemug.

Young Insta

A term used to describe someone who is new to the application- "Instagram." It is mainly used as a hashtag that is posted on the users first 10 or so pictures.
"Did you see Travis yesterday? He was taking pictures out the window while we were driving for instagram."

"What a young insta."
by Dack Janiels November 13, 2012
mugGet the Young Instamug.

Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.
You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos
by Texel June 20, 2011
mugGet the Insta-Tardmug.

Insta model

A slut who thinks she can get paid for posting promiscuous photos that are heavily FaceTuned.

May or may not have “photographers” whom she pays to edit the photos, you know cause she’s so busy with her content!
Becky: there’s that girl from Instagram!

Brian: What girl??
Becky: her @ is *********
Brian: are you sure? That looks nothing like her!

Becky: duh!!! She’s in insta model!
by Whysocurious4321 July 13, 2019
mugGet the Insta modelmug.

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