Insta-gasm

When you see something or feel something that causes one or more of your senses to orgasm.

Guy 1: *Sees extremely hot girl* *Insta-gasm*

Guy 2: *Eats bacon* *Insta-gasm*

Guy 3: *Hot drunk girl falls on top of him* *Insta-gasm*

by HCTKPR July 18, 2011

Insta-Boner

Something EXTREMELY that gives guys boners the second they see it.

"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."

"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."

by dianaandsavvy December 5, 2012

Insta arms

The stereotypical pose white girls do in their Instagram photos, where one has their arms up in the air in a V shape with their back to picture taker. Often done in iconic landscape scenes in a vain attempt to make the picture more dramatic. It's not known why this phenomenon exists only among women, but some theorize it's done in order to make the insta armer seem more adventurous, extreme, and free spirited... even though there is generally a major road or the car mere feet away.

Hey Chris did you see Becky's last photo on instagram?

No Kev, let me guess insta arms?

Yeah, she added a filter too. She's so free spirited brah.....

(Chris roles eyes)

by FoxMulder69 December 8, 2018

Insta-lerking

When someone goes into a person's profile. They go as far as their very first post, but never want to like anything, because it would be too weird.

Gurl #1 (on the phone, so there is some sarcasm)- Gurl, OMG!! I was just Insta-lerking through Gavin's pics he is sssoooooooo HOT!!!
Gurl#2- OMFG! Really?! Did you like any of them????
Gurl#1- OMF NOOO!!! Gurl it was a year back that I went up to, there is no way that I am going to like his pictures.

by I_am_a_unicorn January 17, 2016

Insta-BFF

Your best friend's, best friend. This might be your BFF's, best friend from High School, the city they grew up in, or their new best friend from whereever they have now moved to. Since this new person is your BFF's, BFF they have already been screened for trustworthiness and loyalty and of course they have the same sense of humor as you! So when you meet this person you instantly love with them. Hence, they become your insta-BFF.

I went to Florida to visit my best friend from college. One of her best friends from High School joined us there. Her best friend and I hit it off so quickly we must be insta-BFF's!

by hurdlingpride March 26, 2009

insta-bail

to bone out immediately; drop out without hesitation

only to be used by totally cool, amazingly hot, super rad people

after the cops came, it was an easy decision for the hammered party-goers to insta-bail

by littlerickbigdick February 11, 2009

insta-mediately

Faster than instantly, sooner than immediately.

When I found out what a misogynist he was I dropped him insta-mediately!

by Redtailhawk September 19, 2009