national index is stinky day

On March 4th when you see index call him stinky for apparently no reason

national index is stinky day
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Player: Hey index
Index: What?
Player: you stinky
Index: :(

by mate507 October 23, 2023

Index Ice

When you have a large Diamond on either index finger

You just have a rich husband based on that index ice you have

by Longliveling November 3, 2023

Hater Index

A measurement of hatred average among hateful beings.
AKA (HI)

Jill went and got a job, an extremely lucrative job through hustling and using connections. Jack, knowing this and didn't say a word, but everyone around could see his Hater Index rising. Friday Afternoon shit literally hit the fan, when Jill smiled smugly in Jack's direction with her boxes. Long story short, Jack had a stroke and is now on disability. Peace be with him.

by c-hat-e December 26, 2012

Index

a mixed-race individual with a combination of parents from Indian and Mexican heritage.

Speaker A: "Is that kid Index?"
Speaker B: "yeah, his Mom is Mexican and his dad is Indian. I know them both. Cute kid. Great family, they just moved here from Chicago."

by mach3 February 17, 2024

Index Cleanser

This is when you grab a bar of soap/bodywash and you get your index finger all soapy so you can stick it up your asshole to keep it fresh and clean.

I need to have an Index Cleanser before I get pegged tonight.

by karunyan69 December 19, 2024

Shred Index

The quantifiable calculation of the amount of gnar that can be shredded by ones board and/or ski.

Bro you're a boarder therefore your shred index is far lower.
Dawg, with skid Ive got two edges so I have twice the shred index.

by Sean2017 February 22, 2015

Index

To be radical or amazing. May also refer to a person understanding gen z lingo as in knowing the index.

The stars were index last night.
He’s so index.

by Mr Index August 22, 2025