Imperialism

When a more forward nation takes over a more backward nation for land, raw materials and capital.

Imperialism... thanks for taking it all in stride Native Americans.

by StudentOfFreed December 10, 2009

Imperial Beverage

A place of great beauty. A place where the common man can live like a king. A place where the beer flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Juan Ponce de León once traveled to this enchanting place in search of the fountain of youth which is rumored to be deep beneath Imperial's solid gold foundation. Imperial is home of the world's only Phoenix, as well as Harry-O, a Titan of the hospitality business, as well as the one man who knows what happened to Atlantis . Michael Jordan once referred to to Imperial as the Mecca of beer distributors. It is a haven to each Pelham resident, and they are the few and the proud who have ever been able to lay eyes on the Goddess Maureen, whose voice is so beautiful, it is said to cause temporary paralysis. Imperial is the solution to every problem a mortal being could have. I urge every man woman and teenager to make a sacred pilgrimage to this beautiful place, and I promise it will be an emotional and enlightening experience beyond your wildest imaginations.

"Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."

by Dylan Carroll February 20, 2009

Imperial guilt

Guilt stemming from actions taken by one's country of origin during its imperial era.

Troops of he British Empire were the first to give blankets infected with smallpox to Native Americans. Wow, add another historic fact to my imperial guilt.

by I said good day sir! January 15, 2010

Impen

Impen (imp-PEN?) \proper noun\
Commonly grouped with: Douglas

1. a carnivorous man

2. in folklore: wielder of the key to the universe. (Note: According to scholars, the "key to the universe" references an unusual anatomy of the dextral manus"

3. In French: I surrender.

Impen?!

by Noriel Jarito March 21, 2014

impending doom

When someone will die physically/socially

I'm waiting for my impending doom

by HMLASD February 7, 2018

poo-imperative

The undeniable need to take a dump that happens after one has held it back for as long as one can. The state of mind when one's bowels decree that they must be evacuated immediately.

self -"I really don't want to use a gas station bathroom..."
ass -"poo-imperative!!"
self -"dag yo"

by AKAStavros November 6, 2009

corporate imperialism

It is the business take-over of big rich countries over small poorer countries.

The USA corporate imperialism of greedy business in small countries has weaken the smaller poorer countries of Latin America, Africa, and Southern Asia. This must be stopped!!

by The Great Distracto May 1, 2017