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drunken hookup 

(noun) an alcohol induced lapse in judgement resulting in an unintentional smush
Last night after we finished playing flip cup and taking all those shots, Bobby and Celeste totally sketched off and had a drunken hookup upstairs in the bunk beds.

homeless hookup 

Getting something free which normally requires a trade of some monetary value or a performed service
Bill got Joe a homeless hookup from the liquor store

Tracy got James a job with her homeless hookup

Hillary Hookup 

When you get fucked by a racist on election day
She had a Hillary Hookup with the KKK
Hillary Hookup by Diemand January 20, 2017

Inverse Hookup Law 

A guy will bang a chick somewhat below his league as long as she's willing to give it up immediately with little to no bullshit. The amount of attitude she can have is inversely proportional to her standing on the 1-10 scale.
Jim was still at the bar at 1AM and still hadn't found anyone. It was time to apply the Inverse Hookup Law to that 6 who's been standing in the corner all night.
Inverse Hookup Law by REgualtor March 19, 2017

fortnite hookup 

when you meet someone on fortnite then proceed to hookup with them
John-Hey where were you last night?
Andy- Man, I had a fortnite hookup last night!
John- Thats sick!

No Hookup Girl 

A female on a dating app that feels an underlying need to state in her profile at least one of the following...

a) Not Looking for Hook Ups
b) Hookups, Swipe Left

This statement is either placed before or after one of the following...

a) my kids are my world
b) Boy/Girl Momma to a (Insert age here)

The general archetype of a "No Hookup Girl" is a female, aged 25 +, No more than a 6 on the scale, and would be considered physically unattractive by most sane men. The female is overweight, often has pink/blue/purple hair, and her pictures are all headshots that look like they were taken with a Motorola Razr.

Little is known about this unique species of human; however, they do exist outside of the general description. No hookup girls come in all shapes, ages, and sizes.
Guy 1: "bro, the only women I match with on tinder are fat single moms and stingy women that arent into hookups, their bios all say the same thing."

Guy 2: "ahh yes, the No Hookup Girl, welcome to the world of dating. Try your local country bar if you're looking for a semi attractive girl to hookup with.
No Hookup Girl by Today's Rant September 6, 2023