Hooker Muffin Pie 

Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?

The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.

Hooker Muffin Pie by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010

hooker sandwich 

the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.

I bet you're hungry for a nice hooker sandwich!

hooker sandwich by Shit_4_Brains August 26, 2007

Hooker Code 

Code that is problematic and causes application instability (application "goes down" often).

"Did the site go down again? Yeah, Jim must still have some hooker code in there."

Hooker Code by Wynadorn July 29, 2013

Hooker with a penis

A song by Tool.

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".

Hooker with a penis by Kel June 3, 2004

Hooker Face 

The morning after you wake up from a night of partying still wearing your makeup and reeking of alcohol. Normally, your makeup has been smeared, and you look like a hooker at the end of a long night.

Tom's party was great last night! I woke up with a massive case of hooker face this morning.

Hooker Face by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009

Hooker pissed 

hooker pissed (hook-er_piss-ed) verb.
to reach the point of intoxication where you lose all ability to think rationally, are released from all inhibitions, and your vision becomes to blurred you can no longer read your moral compass.
Origin; This slang is thought to have originated circa 185 B.C when it was law that if you were caught canoodleing with a prostitute you could be sentence to death by stoning. When a man became so inebriated that he disregarded the consequences and purchased the services of a prostitute, he was said to be "hooker pissed"

"In Drumheller I was so hooker pissed I misplaced my clothing"
"Either he cannot stand up or he is purposely laying on that very homely women, he must be hooker pissed."

Hooker pissed by MB1102 August 14, 2008

hooker tits

some sidways flapjacks...usually common amongst 40 year old bar rat, white trash, newport 100 smokin, loose skin, canckle abundent, slackjaw whoo-ers.

that pair of hooker tits might get the milk and cookie treat meant if I stay drinkin these wild turkey shots.

hooker tits by truthBspoken June 29, 2008