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Hoffa Bump

A "hoffa bump" is a massive speed bump that bangs into the bottom of your car, used to slow traffic
Hey slow down over that hoffa bump! Your going to rip up the bottom of my car
by TPnCP October 22, 2013
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hoffburger

aka the side-buoy (pronounced “boo wee”) burger, sweep the floor, whatta whoppa moppaburger, huffs burger, bug Mack baywash slider.

so named as David Hasselhoff (“the hoff”) post late night of partying videotaped by his daughters weed or alcohol binged hamburger dining experience off the floor of some rented beachouse.

this is the girl that, after the beautiful awesome amazing women who wanted you have been sidelined, guys end up ultimately chilling with. she’s the hoffburger, she thinks he’s the best and lick the dirt off the floor that’s crunchy
Hanna: has anybody seen Dom?
Lesleigh: he’s on the dance floor housing a hoffburger
by williet hughnot December 15, 2020
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Abbie Hoffman

Radical Yippie activist in the late 1960's. Author of Steal This Book. Pwn3d by Pete Townshend at Woodstock for not getting off the "fucking stage."
AH: I think this is a pile of shit, while John Sinclair rots in prison!

PT: Back off! You're on my fucking stage! <whacks AH with guitar, sending him into the crowd>
by Jon July 14, 2005
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Hoffmania

The emotion of excessive excitement, enthusiasm, and arousal that spreads among groups of women when the names of Tyler or Jared Hoffman are mentioned.
The Hoffman brothers came over last night and now the girls are running around the house with moist panties from hoffmania.
by Hofbro March 9, 2008
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dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.
"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"
by Jenou January 22, 2007
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Hoffjob

An act of intense sexual intercourse lasting 10 hours. It includes every position in the world.
"Where were you last night?"

"I was getting a hoffjob"
by Dr.suess June 26, 2012
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Hoffmeister

Mr Hasselhoff's official title. A term of respect when refering to 'the Hoff'
'May the Hoffmeister be with you'
'All hail the Hoffmeister'
by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005
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