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modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016
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Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder of Piss Bottles. Reasons unknown.
That dude’s a Piss Bottle Hoarder! He just sits on the couch surfing Internet porn, and pissing in Bottles!
by No Mercy May 29, 2025
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Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder of Piss Bottles.

A severe alcoholic so lazy that they fill their house with bottles of piss rather than repair their broken toilet.
That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder, I’m not going in there anymore!
by No Mercy May 26, 2025
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hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.
Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
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Snatch hoarder

A girl that keeps all of her girlfriends away from her guy friends.
Nadim - How come you never set me up with any of your hot friends?

Thy - I don't want it to be uncomfortable for me if it doesn't work out and I don't want them to blame me if you are a jerk.

Nadim - You are a snatch hoarder!

Thy - F#!* you!
by Thy Nguyen October 8, 2011
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Dock Hoarder

A "Dock Hoarder" is a term for the game Rust, referring to people who own multiple tugboats, submarines, and regular rhibs and keep them at the fishing village.
Naked 1: Man, I've been trying to get a tugboat all day but the Dock Hoarders have them.
Naked 2: Man I fucking hate Dock Hoarders.
by TriggerJug July 11, 2023
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snack hoarder

The person who always eats all the snacks, and during birthday parties of special events always tries to get two prices of cake.
Hey lets go watch that movie you've been talking about!

Ok sure just don't invite that snack hoarder

Snack hoarder:can I come?

Shit...
by mr mr jellyman May 3, 2018
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