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Hits Listener

A person that only listens to the most popular tracks by a band or artist. The main audience for psuedo-indie bands and/or electronic musicians.
Person 1: "Hey, have you listened to Ariel Pink's latest?"

Person 2: "No I haven't, but I'll download their discography and listen to the first three tracks in order of popularity on Last.Fm - then I'll tell you."

Person 1: "You big Hits Listener."
by BlackPenguinPants December 20, 2010
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hindsighter

Someone who is quick to make a suggestion about what to do or what he would have done in a situation that has already happened.
Bill: Yea, I opened my car window and forgot that my application was sitting on the seat, and it blew right out the window.

Dan: What I always do is before opening my window is look around and see if there is anything that can blow out.

Bill: (Thinking) What a hindsighter you are.
by BillyBuggy March 30, 2011
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bong hits 4 jesus

Bong hits for Jesus is a banner displayed on Telivision in Juneau, Alaska. The student who held the banner sued the school in Morse v Fredrick
See bong hits
P1: Hey did you here about Bong hits 4 jesus?
P2: Yeah that guy was using free speech
P1: No he was violating the School drug use code
by Thataso March 23, 2007
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Duncan Hines

A state of female arousal using a play on words for the Duncan Hines slogan "So Moist. So Delicious"
Ooo, see that smokin' hot guy with the tattoos? He's got me all kinds of Duncan Hines.
by atomicbombshell May 24, 2009
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hinds

Noun: Plural; multiple female red deers.

Also a lesser known European last name.
I'm proud to be a Hinds!
by safyre_dream August 11, 2009
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Hinson Middle School

A middle school in Daytona Beach, Florida filled with stuck up kids who bully and harass people for fun, teachers who are irresponsible, and shitty lunch food. The relationships at this middle school usually never last beyond 8th grade, meaning getting into a relationship at this school is basically pointless, and they’re all extremely annoying and make you wanna cringe every time you see a “couple” at this school. Kids also juul or vape in class while the teacher isn’t looking, because they think they’re “cool” when they’re really messing up their lungs. Lesson learned, don’t go to this school.
“What middle school are you going to?”
“Hinson Middle School.”
“Good luck, my sister went there and she hated it.”
by acrylictoenails October 6, 2019
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Greatest Hits

Not only a CD of an artist's supposed best material, but also a song by the Long Beach band Sublime, which is an under-rated and one of Sublime's greatest songs...to fans of Sublime of course
This man making money how I know
It won't be no man of me
In my bed I watch TV
I'm drunk by noon but that's ok
I'll be president someday
Light my cigarette and I think
that Bert Susanka made me drink
Load the box and I pump that shit
Got my Greatest Hits
by Jebus Kableezy July 27, 2005
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