Messy hair. The flat, lifeless appearance of hair, or wild, 'uncontrollable' appearance of hair when a motorcycle helmet is removed. Most affected are women and it's a common problem for those with a coiffure.
When she took off her helmet, everyone could see she had 'helmet hair'.
Her 'helmet hair' took a lot of brushing-out before her hair looked nice again.
Her 'helmet hair' took a lot of brushing-out before her hair looked nice again.
by ColonelBlimp September 5, 2011
Get the Helmet hairmug. A homosexual term for when one guy butt fucks another guy. The "mud" is a crude term for shit in the bottom's anus. The "helmet" is to describe the shape of the head of the penis. When the top (helmet) rams his dick into the anus of the bottom, he gets shit (mud) on it. Thus, "mud on the helmet".
by rjc July 22, 2006
Get the mud on the helmetmug. by soundchild January 26, 2008
Get the helmet buffermug. Very satisfying felatio.
by MC Mantis August 8, 2008
Get the bomb helmetmug. by Quagmire April 3, 2003
Get the war helmetmug. Having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man's erect penis. It is caused by misuse and torture of one's cock. The bumpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.
"Milton had a boner but due to his enormous bumpy helmet on the tip of his cock he lost his balance knocking Craig's reports off his desk."
by Fergloch August 25, 2010
Get the Bumpy Helmetmug. by BigDNash January 24, 2019
Get the Helmet standmug.