When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)
Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.
by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021
Get the Claw Handmug. Fortitude in continuing to hold an extremely risky financial position. This fortitude may take the form of either refusing to sell a badly losing position (waiting for it to recover while risking even larger losses), or refusing to sell a highly profitable position (waiting for even greater gains while risking the loss of earlier gains).
I sold my bitcoins when they went from $250 to $2500, but my brother has diamond hands, he held his bitcoins until they hit $10k.
by ruapirate March 14, 2020
Get the diamond handsmug. by dawnnhelene October 27, 2011
Get the Toddler Handsmug. by n2010 October 19, 2021
Get the Richerd handmug. In yaoi manga or anime where a guys hands are bigger than anything should ever be. Including, but not limited to, bigger than someone's head, someone's chest, someone's entire fucking body, etc. You get the point.
by asdkfj;lkadmf February 14, 2014
Get the yaoi handsmug. The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".
by Pinkeyjoy January 26, 2015
Get the girlfriend handmug. by K. Washington August 31, 2016
Get the Throw handsmug.