hassel to the hoff

David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.

Hassel to the Hoff's new single went platinum in Germany.

by the birds and trees February 27, 2007

Jesus Himself

A fucking amazing internet celebrity, A self centered fuck with a mohawk thats growing constantly,Most people think he is a fag, but he fucks more bitches than you can count.
Everyone Loves him but his haters, Everyone wants to BE him. He has a really big dick.

"Aaron Long Is Jesus Himself!"
"I wish I was Jesus himself"
"He tried to cut his hair like Jesus Himself, But it totally didnt work"

by Kayla Malcolm January 2, 2008

hamsexy

(HAM' secks-ee) adj. i-er i-est Colloq.
1. Opposite of sexy.
2. Gaudyness and uglyness related to amateur radio equipment or operators.
3.noun, proper. An online journal of amateur radio fashon and folly.

Those thirty antennas on your car make you so hamsexy.
The comment "I'm running 0 watts" is both hamsexy and stupid. (N4XE and a D)

by Ben September 19, 2004

Scott Hammell

The Most Amazing And Talented Escape Artist and Magician in THE WORLD. Seen On Ripleys Beleive It Or Not and The Guiness Book Of World Records.

You Know That Hot 18 year old Magician Scott Hammell? He's from my home town.

by Jicila November 7, 2003

Hamse

That one fu*king guy who wants to borrow a pencil sharpener. He has friends around him that own a pencil sharpener but still goes to that one fu*king Girl named Paulii** and ask that sharpener while smiling.

That one weirdo friend. And still he admits being gay later-hamse

by _-thanos-_ October 23, 2018

Gourdon-Hamsey Burger

A burger served with squash and ham

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Gourdon-Hamsey Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Davey Haseley

A certified Harley Davidson cranker and a jeep bro. Must drive a big rig with a mohawk and big earrings. Absolutely irresistible to the ladies. Will be the funniest guy at the club. He's a very mildly adequate at wheelies. Smart guy, very easy on the eyes.

Dude Davey Haseley took my grandma on a date last night he's the best!

by Dot450 November 7, 2022