hammered

(Females Only) When you are so drunk that you get a bloody nose for half an hour, and then wake up so horny you give the first guy you see a blowjob for 45 minutes

Man I L O V E it when the girls get hammered at after-prom

by the_ saint December 13, 2007

hammered

1. one who is incredibly intoxicated.

2. something you did that was stupid

He's so hammered he can't walk straight.

"I wasn't paying attention and walked straight into that pillar"
"you're hammered!"

by sick pick September 5, 2009

hammeredrunk

hammered + drunk = hammeredrunk

instead of just being hammered or drunk the combing of the two words is the ultimate state of being wasted- hammerdrunk

John: Dude what happend lat night? i was so hammeredrunk.

Sam: yeah bro, lets get nachoes.

by NZER2000 April 23, 2010

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.

Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.

by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011

the nail that sticks out gets hammered down

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down is a Japanese saying that means deviation from the norm or not conforming will be punished.

"Sarah dyed her hair another different colour so her mom shaved her head."

"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

hammered

To be beaten up badly

She got hammered last night.

by Cara N April 15, 2008

Hammered

VERB and Adjective: To be completely wasted on boos and drugs so that you may in fact be brained in the face by another person who is also hammered.

"Dude that party was soooo awesome!"
"I can't remember any of it."
"You were so hammered, I saw you get brained in the face."

by Hamme February 9, 2008