Hammer

A person who is a huge tool with multiple groups of friends. Like a hammer everyone uses them and its never your turn.

Wow Chris is such a Hammer, I need a ride but he was already being tooled by Dan.

by NickGD December 26, 2008

hammered

A word used to describe an action of misfortune.

1. Alex: Dicky boned some rankslut
James: Hammered

2. Alex: The cops just busted my ass for feltching in public
James: Hammered

by PUNK April 7, 2005

Hammer

another word for penis, a very large penis

Good Morning guys my hammer is so big it cannot fit inside my pants

by ham dingler December 13, 2009

The Hammer

A mixed concoction of vodka and Simply Limeade. Also functions as a panty liquidator. Also takes the rape out of date rape.

After just a sip off The Hammer, the female's panties melted.

by Kevin Granderson December 9, 2008

Hammer

A mix between a Hypebeast and a Nammer

Hammer example: A person who wears a Stussy crewneck with a Hugo Boss jacket with a Gucci murse and wearing a snapback with raw denim. This person dances and sings, but taxes people at the same time.

by Dahvidddd December 1, 2011

Hammered

The new invention instead of Rcik Rolling Sending a link from Youtube to people over msn, bebo, myspace, fackbook, etc to get people to watch the video, after watching it, you say to them YOU JUST GOT HAMMERED.

me : hey dee watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4L4CPfQY8
dee : WTF ?
me : YOU JUST GOT HAMMERED

by lucus belicus and kurt coadad April 10, 2009

Hammer

A beer.

You drink hammers and get hammered.
Used in the North West

Yo throw me a hammer, I'ma slam that shit
I got a case of hammers lets get smashed

by Cunthammer March 9, 2011