Whale Harness 

A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.

Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.

Whale Harness by Francostein June 10, 2009

ICEBERG HARNESS 

What phil ho does to carol wang

(leave it up to your imagination)

the other day, in the shower, PHil totally iceberg harnessed the shit out of me! i couldnt even sit for 3 days!

ICEBERG HARNESS by shinkako December 15, 2010

Self-happiness 

Being happy with one self.

When I acomplished my goal, that gave me self-happiness.

Self-happiness by JJJJJJJJJMAN October 21, 2014

Ultimate happiness 

When Two beings love each other so much that absolutely everything is about the other person. That you would give them your last cookie. You would wash their hair in the shower. You would bring them flowers every week just to see them smile. That you would send them texts of sunrises first thing in the morning to make their day better. That you would call them just to say you love them and that’s all you say. That you write them love notes on the toilet paper with a sharpee just to say you care. That you would do anything for this person even if it made you give up something you really cared about. That you would kiss them with morning breath. That you would pluck the hair from their unwanted areas. That you would give them the last glass of wine, the last bite of Dessert. That you would rub their feet just to give them a break. That you would bring them a hot wash cloth just to wipe their face in the morning in bed. You change their breaks just because you want them safe.

Mike and Heather have achieved ultimate happiness in their relationship!

Ultimate happiness by BigMikeMike May 13, 2019

trail to happiness

The typically narrow strip of hair on a male that leads from the naval (belly button) down toward the pubic region.

When I take off my shirt, everyone can see my trail to happiness.

trail to happiness by Why do you care what my name is? June 20, 2008

money cant buy happiness 

(phr.) a saying created by poor people to help curb their jealousy of the rich

“money cant buy happiness”
“shut up”

money cant buy happiness by JuloAnhedonia November 2, 2021

Happiness Sponge 

An individual with the ability to absorb any feelings of elatedness, ecstasy or pure happiness felt by others, and in turn is negatively approached. Usually applies to those dealing with peer pressure, the influence of bad television shows and bullying tendencies.

Alex was such a happiness sponge, as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, everyone began cutting themselves.

Happiness Sponge by Winner :) December 5, 2010