haggis

A dumbfuck who always does stupid shit.

Why am I such a haggis?

by baby haggis June 20, 2018

Haggy

Historical saying of good will and celebration usually used on the 2nd night of Hannukah. This phrase was popularized by those who believe (not shayna).

Haggy to my close family and friends!

by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021

Haggis Bottom

The lowest point your wood settles at. Some people want it lower, but it's too popular and that just seems to be stuck there untill someone pokes it.

Did you see how low that Homu went?

It's fine, it's Thick and bounce back to the Haggis Bottom by noon.

by The_LSD_Fairy July 14, 2021

Haggis Fanny

Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.

Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.

by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021

Ya haggis

{worst cunt}
{tramps arse}

Aww here you ya haggis run up ma ribs ya cheese melt

by G lingo February 1, 2019