Gump

1.) Someone gigantic and hairy
2.) Someone who spends most of their time alone
3.) Someone who can't get any girls
4.) Someone who tries to act cool even though their not
5.) Someone who watches too much TV
6.) Someone who will be a virgin forever
"Did you see Tyler today...WOW he's such a gump!!"
by L*M*A July 12, 2005
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The Gump

In this case, it would be a DIFFERENT kind of gump. Not the tall, lanky kind.

This quadrupedal gump is quite large and stocky, and often a pale, creamy color, with a peach-colored streak down its back. The gump is called so because of the sound it often makes.

Gumps are rather fond of eating, and are prone to being attacked by poodles and weasels. Gumps take up large amounts of space and often get in your way.
The gump walked down the hall and collapsed with a loud "GUMP", blocking the way.
by AmberAlmighty January 24, 2005
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Gump

The state of a man's semen filled hands shortly after masterbating.
Oi lad. Wanna come over for a wank?
Would love to mate, but I've already got gump hands.
by Leslie the Lesbo October 19, 2015
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Gump

"When you have a friend who is kinda slow and can't read and they live with their mom until they're thirty"
Rob sneider is a gump. No further explanation needed.
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gump

A tall person who tells bad jokes and needs speech therapy
Gump-See the gumpsh?
Person-Man, shut up!
by dtk May 17, 2004
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Gump

A 20 year old virgin, who catches extreme grief from his friends.
Damn Gump are you ever going to score.
by old pro February 04, 2008
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The gumps

when you see someone running very fast
Friend 1:Did you see that?
Friend 2: Ya man that boy put the gumps on

Friend 1:Yes I just won the race
Friend 2:Hey man where did you get those gumps?
by T-Free88 February 27, 2011
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