Don't be so gullible

A phrase used by bullies and jocks, so that they can easily trick someone because they trust them.

Bully: Hey! Your shoe is untied!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!

by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022

Gullible's Travels

What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.

If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.

by QuacksO April 10, 2022

Gullible

Easily tricked

Person 1: Look! It say gullible on the ceiling!
Person 2: Where??

by madimidk April 7, 2021

The Gullible Effect

When you tell someone something and they believe it cuz they're retarded even though its not true.

"Eric it says gullible on the ceiling"
"deadass? fuck no it doesnt"
"get The Gullible Effect'ed retard"

by Parap Klir February 13, 2025

Gullible

A word that has recently fallen out of usage and has been taken out of the dictionary

‘Did you hear about the new edition of the dictionary’
‘No’
‘They took out ‘gullible’’

by Spoop784 June 12, 2024

Gullible

It's on the ceiling.

Look, gullible is on the ceiling.

by StevenJobs420 July 26, 2023

GULLIBLE

Rachel Tucker

You're such a gullible Rachel. You'd believe anything!

by Hugh Gweenis December 4, 2021