monthly grumpies

1. Any moodiness experienced by a woman while she is PMS-ing or on her period

"Oh, don't take Diana's mood swings too seriously...she's just on her monthly grumpies."

by TenkoHime May 16, 2010

Grumpy gills

Someone being grumpy for no reason.

Joel, you're such a grumpy gills.

by Mdcf January 11, 2010

jam a grumpy

synonym for the act of taking a shit.

I'll be back in 5, I've got to jam a grumpy.

by Erock April 19, 2004

grumpy saddle

Uniquely perverse act, known only to readers of The Hater, that is always performed with a British accent.

After getting bored with the Donkey Punch, it was time for all of Amelie's friends to give the Grumpy Saddle a go.

by Still Not Quite Right August 5, 2008

grumpy bear

Waking up in a bad mood. Those particularly afflicted are from the southern hemisphere

Who's a grumpy bear this morning?

by mh8748 October 20, 2010

grumpy cat

the subject of many, many memes.

Grumpy cat's takeover of the internet is still going - it's memewashing people!

by bobthechez January 13, 2019

squating a grumpy

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.

Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.

by mattyohomygunit October 3, 2006