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natural grounding

A placebo technique that is supposed to turn men into women magnets.

Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.
Dude, I have been doing natural grounding for two years and women are still not attracted to me. What to do?

Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....

I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!
by The modern guru buster December 24, 2010
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Groundhogged

That nagging feeling of depression from living in a global pandemic, where every day is pretty much the same, and you can’t remember the last time something interesting happened.
- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, feeling pretty groundhogged to be honest, what day is it even?
by B@dg3r February 10, 2021
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ground hog

when you have to take a huge shit, and you are at a place where you cant. The shit resembles a ground hog as it constantly pokes in and out of your ass.
Dude you have to pull over, I have a major ground hog here!!!
by Sal Costanzo January 3, 2004
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Groundhogged

When a man/woman stops speaking to you for a long period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but texts or calls sporadically enough to keep you interested, before heading back underground for another "six weeks of winter".
I haven't heard from him in weeks, I think I've been ghosted. Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like I'm just being groundhogged.
by Salty_Guru June 21, 2019
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Ground-Hog Day-gasm

A Ground-Hog Day-gasm is any cumgasm that a guy has on Ground-Hog Day.
Well, I had three Ground-Hog Day-gasms yesterday!
by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021
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GroundDog Day

The Best Day of the year. It occurs every October 5th. It celebrates when the ground DOG comes out of its hole. The only one known to man is known as Charlie.
"Mom! Today is GroundDog Day!
by ceschaech October 5, 2016
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groundround

a female who is well-built with athletic legs and rear-end, with a well-rounded chest. A woman who is not super-skinny.
I talked to that groundround all night.
by standard June 23, 2004
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